Question 1

What is AssAwards?

Accepted Answer

AssAwards (assawards.com) is a satirical recognition platform where people nominate friends, family, and coworkers for certified roast titles like Smart Ass, Wise Ass, and 140+ others. The nominee receives a certified, shareable title card. The awards are jokes; the certification is very official.

Question 2

Is this a real award?

Accepted Answer

Every AssAwards title is a real certified card with its own shareable page, and it can be ordered as a genuinely printed 8" x 10" certificate or a custom greeting card. The behavior being recognized is real too. That is rather the point.

Question 3

How do I nominate someone?

Accepted Answer

Pick a title from the collection at assawards.com/gallery, click Nominate, name your nominee, and state your case. The whole thing takes about a minute. The nominee gets their certified award by email, or you get a private claim link if you want to hand it over in person.

Question 4

How much does it cost?

Accepted Answer

Nominating someone is free. If you want to make it physical, a digital certificate is $4.79, a printed 8x10 certificate is $19.99, and a custom greeting card is $14.99. Printed items ship in the US for $4.99 each and arrive in about 5-8 business days.

Question 5

What happens after I nominate someone?

Accepted Answer

The nomination is certified and the nominee receives an email with their title card and your written case, or you receive a claim link to deliver yourself. They can share the award, order keepsakes, and, naturally, send one back.

Question 6

Isn't this just being mean?

Accepted Answer

AssAwards is sarcastic, not mean. The house rules: inclusive in the joke, confident but not arrogant, specific rather than vague. The best nominations are the ones the nominee frames. All rulings final.

Question 7

Who runs AssAwards?

Accepted Answer

AssAwards was established in 2025 and is a subsidiary of CEOdom, LLC. You can reach the committee at social@assawards.com.

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