Screentime Purist Ass

This ass has not let their child near a screen since birth, and they need every other parent to feel that keenly. No tablets. No shows. No brief, merciful cartoon on a long flight, just wooden toys, filtered light, and the quiet superiority of a household holding the line. They will mention it. They will always mention it, gazing pityingly at your kid watching something colorful while theirs identifies a heron. The discipline may even pay off someday. In the meantime it is mostly a flex, deployed at playdates like a weapon. A monk of the no-screen order, raising a focused, well-rested child and an ego roughly the size of the television they refuse to own.