Coming soon

Roast Party Bundles

Everything you need to roast the people you love.

The Committee is assembling a boxed set for the party where every guest gets roasted and every guest leaves with an award. Pick a size, pick an occasion, and let the truth come out over dinner.

One email when the box is ready. Nothing else.

Pictured: the Whole Ass Experience. Contents subject to Committee review.

  • Starter Kit

    Award cards, printed certificates and nomination ballots, plus the digital ceremony.

  • Full Roast Box

    The Starter Kit, plus the keepsake box, place settings, voting paddles and evidence envelopes.

  • Whole Ass Experience

    The eight-guest set. Adds the trophy, the banner, a cinematic ceremony and the swag.

How a roast party works

  • Nominations

    Call out those you love.

  • Ceremony

    Roasts, awards and unfiltered truths.

  • Voting

    Let the people decide.

  • Shareable Cards

    Commemorate the damage.

Pick your occasion

  • Donkeys in sweaters toasting around a candlelit Friendsgiving table with a roast turkey

    Friendsgiving roast party

    Thankful for These Asses

    Good food. Bad friends. Worse judgment.

  • Donkeys in football jerseys around a game-day spread, one holding a League Champion (of Idiots) trophy

    Fantasy football roast party

    League of Extraordinary Asses

    Your season was a joke. Now it's official.

  • Donkeys in formalwear raising glasses at a candlelit wedding reception table

    Wedding roast party

    The Wedding Ass-embly

    Two families. One wedding. An alarming number of asses.

More occasions are under review.