HORM-ASS-ZI
AWARDS
Inspired by the no-BS teachings of Alex Hormozi.
These awards certify the beautiful disasters of entrepreneurship... the courses never opened, the logos before revenue, and the "permanently preparing to begin" professionals.
The Philosophy
Alex Hormozi built a $100M business by doing what others won't. These awards are for everyone who does the opposite.
"Volume negates luck."
The lesson they ignored
"Do the boring work. Consistently. For longer than most people."
The lesson they ignored
"You don't need a new strategy. You need to commit to the one you have."
The lesson they ignored
"The gap between where you are and where you want to be is called discipline."
The lesson they ignored
Know Someone Who...
Every entrepreneur knows at least one of these people. Some of us ARE these people.
Bought the lifestyle before building the machine?
Spent $10K on branding with $0 revenue?
Owns 500+ courses but takes zero action?
Built an org chart for a non-existent team?
Mistakes being busy for being productive?
Launches endlessly but never closes skill gaps?
They need to be CERTIFIED.
Certified Ass Awards
Each award comes with cold, hard stats. No excuses. No feelings. Just facts.
Stop Thinking. Start Certifying.
Know someone who talks more than they execute? Who buys courses instead of taking action? Who builds brands before businesses?
It's time they received their official recognition.
Nominate a Certified Ass"The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it." But sometimes, they need a reality check.
