Young Ass

This ass has the whole thing figured out and has been alive for approximately eleven minutes. Wisdom? Optional. Confidence? Unlimited. They will explain your own industry to you, correct your life choices, and bounce back from a night that would hospitalize their elders, all before breakfast. Consequences are a theory they have not personally encountered. They have never been tired, never been wrong, and never once doubted a single plan. It is genuinely magnificent, and slightly infuriating, to watch someone so certain and so completely unweathered. Enjoy it, kid. Reality is undefeated and quietly forming a line. But not today. Today the world is theirs and they know it.