Vulnerability Theater Ass

This certified ass has learned that vulnerability performs, and they are nothing if not a performer. The post opens with a confession, real pain rendered in a caption, accompanied, inexplicably, by a selfie of them mid-emotion, tears professionally lit. A hard week becomes content. A layoff they personally conducted becomes a post about how hard it was for them. Every low point is documented, framed, and deployed at optimal engagement hours, closing on a lesson and a soft ask to follow for more. The Committee does not doubt the feelings. The Committee questions the tripod.