Time Blocking Ass
"You planned everything except the hard part."
This ass has color-coded their entire life and scheduled everything except the one hard thing that matters. The calendar is a masterpiece. Deep Work, 9 to 11, in a confident blue. Somehow the deep work never happens, but the blocking of it is flawless and deeply satisfying. They have optimized their morning routine to the minute in order to arrive, refreshed and fully systematized, at a task they will now reschedule. Planning the work has quietly become the work. They are the most organized person never to finish anything, and the color-coded chart of their avoidance is, genuinely, a thing of beauty.
Know someone who has earned the Time Blocking Ass? Put them up for it.
