Tight Ass

This ass has a spreadsheet for fun and a strong opinion about exactly where the stapler goes. Rules are not guidelines to them, they are load-bearing. Spontaneity is a threat to be managed. They have never split a bill without a calculator or left a thermostat where they found it. Everything is on a schedule, including relaxation, which is booked for Sunday, 2 to 4. It is not that they cannot loosen up. It is that loosening up is disorganized, and disorganized is how civilizations fall. Wound tighter than a new watch and twice as precise, they are also, infuriatingly, the sole reason anything ever gets finished on time.