Thirsty Ass

This ass believes, sincerely, that visibility is authenticity, and they have never once met a moment that could not be posted. Every meal is content. Every feeling is a caption. Every quiet Tuesday is an opportunity to remind the internet that they exist, thriving, glowing, and fully available for validation. The self-promotion is relentless, transparent, and delivered with the earnest conviction of someone who genuinely considers it a public service. They are not needy. They are building a brand, and the brand is a cry for applause with a logo. Every notification is oxygen. A person performing their own life for a crowd they are not entirely certain is watching, and posting anyway, forever.