Sunscreen Truther Ass

This ass has decided the sun is natural and good and the sunscreen is the real threat, and they are getting extremely, visibly tan proving it. The chemicals, they explain, are the danger, not the enormous burning star they now stare into on principle. They have thoughts about dermatologists. They have a beef-tallow balm they swear does the same job, worse. They will lecture you about vitamin D from beneath a peeling nose, radiant with conviction and sunburn. A rebel against the bottle, courageously undefended, betting their skin on a vibe and a video, and getting, it must be said, quite crispy.