Sneaky Ass
"Knows. Has always known. Will tell you when it is most useful to them."
This ass does not seek information. Information comes to them, because somewhere along the way they created conditions in which people feel unusually safe saying things out loud. They listen without reaction, which everyone reads as discretion and is, in fact, storage. Nothing is repeated immediately. Nothing is repeated carelessly. By the time anything surfaces, it has been verified, considered, and timed with the precision of a controlled detonation. They are an extraordinary friend and a genuinely terrifying enemy, and the line between the two has never once been formally established, which is precisely how they prefer it. A quiet archive of everything you forgot you told them, waiting with great patience for its moment.
Know someone who has earned the Sneaky Ass? Put them up for it.
