Smart Ass

This ass has the perfect comeback and absolutely zero ability to keep it to themselves. Every straight line is an opportunity. Every earnest question receives a wisecrack it did not deserve. They cannot sit through a serious moment without deploying the one-liner that makes everyone laugh and no one grateful. Sarcasm is not a tone to them, it is a first language, and sincerity is the accent they can never quite manage. It is not that they are not clever. They are relentlessly clever, at exactly the wrong moments, forever. Give them an inch and they will give you a monologue. Stay insufferable, you quick-tongued menace.