Six Figure Soon Ass

This ass is about to blow up. Any minute now. They have been about to blow up for four years, and the runway ahead is as long and gleaming as ever. Soon is their favorite word and their entire business plan. The breakthrough is one funnel, one podcast, one viral post away, permanently. It is always the next quarter, the next launch, the next version of them who finally does the boring part. Optimism this durable should be studied in a lab. Meanwhile the six figures remain, as ever, soon, which, if you check a calendar, is not technically a date.