Seed Oil Truther Ass

This ass has discovered that seed oils are behind everything, and they will not be quiet about it. Your fatigue? Seed oils. The decline of the West? Seed oils. That thing your knee does? Almost certainly seed oils. They read the label on everything, wince at restaurants, and travel with their own tallow like a diplomat carrying documents. Canola is a slur in their mouth. They took a reasonable point about processed food and welded it to a conspiracy, and now every meal is a battlefield and every fry is the enemy. A truther, at war with the fryer, forever.