Screenshot Revenue Ass

This ass has never met a Stripe notification they could not screenshot, crop, and post before the refund cleared. Big numbers, tiny context. Revenue is not profit and profit is not what is left over, but you would never know it from the highlight reel. They are gross, in every sense of the figure. The launch did six figures and cost seven. But the screenshot? Immaculate. A curator of impressive rectangles, building an entire empire out of numbers that look enormous right up until someone asks the follow-up question. Profit is what you keep. Everything else, and deep down they know this, is fan fiction.