Salty Ass

They are not mad. They are never mad. They are simply the only one paying attention, and it is ruining their life. This ass called every bad decision before it happened, was ignored, and filed the receipts alphabetically. Their eye-roll has been clocked at Mach 2. Their 'must be nice' has drawn actual blood. They have not been surprised since 2009 and do not expect to be again. Bitter? No. Bitterness is for amateurs who still had hope. This one traded their hope for accuracy and came out ahead, which is precisely why nobody invites them to brunch.