Research Peptide Ass
"Not for human consumption. Which feels like a challenge."
This ass has discovered peptides, and they are injecting them, in the bathroom, from a vial that arrived in unmarked packaging labeled, ominously, for research purposes only. They are the research. BPC-157, TB-500, a stack of acronyms they recite like scripture, sourced from a website in a country they cannot name and chilled in a mini-fridge next to nothing else. There is no doctor. There is a forum thread. They feel incredible, they insist, jabbing another dose into a thigh, healing, optimizing, ascending past the pharmaceutical cowards who wait for approval. Not for human consumption, the label warns. To this ass, that reads as a personal challenge.
Know someone who has earned the Research Peptide Ass? Put them up for it.
