Raw Milk Ass

This ass drinks their milk raw, warm, and unpasteurized, straight from a cow they trust more than the FDA. Pasteurization, they will explain, kills the good stuff, along with, admittedly, some of the bacteria that occasionally kills people, but that is a risk they have decided you are a coward for avoiding. They source it from a guy. There is always a guy. The milk is procured like a controlled substance, in a mason jar, in a parking lot. A daredevil of the dairy aisle, thriving, so far, on pure conviction and a farmer's handshake.