
Psl Rating Ass
"Rated your face out of ten. Unprompted."
This ass has rated your face, out of ten, using a scale you have never heard of, and they did not ask permission. PSL, they call it, and everyone gets a number, silently assigned, ruthlessly precise. They cannot watch a movie without ranking the cast. They cannot scroll a feed without appraising strangers like livestock. Compliments, from them, are technical assessments. They have reduced the entire human face to a leaderboard and appointed themselves the judge, and the truly tragic part is the harshest number on the whole list belongs, always, to them.
Know someone who has earned the Psl Rating Ass? Put them up for it.
