Procurement Whisperer Ass
"Claims legal is almost done. Nobody has proof."
Every stuck deal is not stuck, it is simply in procurement, a mystical realm no one else can enter or verify. Legal is almost done, the contract is on someones desk, and the signature is imminent, eternally. Provides updates rich in confidence and poor in evidence.
Know someone who has earned the Procurement Whisperer Ass? Put them up for it.
