Phantom Pr Ass

This ass set a personal record last Tuesday, and you will simply have to take their word for it, because no watch, app, satellite, or living human being can corroborate a single second of it. The GPS glitched. The watch died. It was a training run, so it appears nowhere, but trust them, it was fast, possibly the fastest anyone has ever moved. The evidence is vibes. The witnesses are none. And yet the record stands, uncontested, in the only ledger that matters, which is the one inside their own head. An athlete of pure faith, shattering barriers that exist exclusively where absolutely no one can check.