Petty Ass

This ass does not forget. This ass files. That thing you said in passing at a barbecue in 2019? Logged, timestamped, and awaiting the perfect moment for redeployment. They will drive the long way to avoid you and the longer way to inconvenience you. No slight is too small to memorialize, no grudge too old to maintain with fresh flowers. It is not that they are cruel. It is that fairness is a religion to them, and they are its vengeful god. Forgiveness is available in theory. In practice there is a waiting list, and it is closed. Stay small, you magnificent, unforgiving legend.