Performative Transparency Ass

This ass has shared everything, which is precisely how they have hidden it. They buried you in dashboards, drowned you in updates, cc'd you on all of it, and somehow, at the end, you understand less than you did at the start. Transparency, to them, is a volume, not a virtue. The more they disclose, the fewer questions anyone dares to ask, because who on earth has the time to read all of that. They will proudly open the books, all four thousand pages of them, confident that clarity quietly dies somewhere around page nine. A magician of the info dump, hiding the one number that matters inside a generous, blinding avalanche of the ones that do not.