Overshare Ass

This ass is healing, and they would like you, a barista they met ninety seconds ago, to heal right alongside them. There is no waiting period. There is no filter. Within one conversation you will know their childhood, their diagnosis, their ex's texting habits, and a detail about their last relationship you will spend weeks actively trying to forget. It is not manipulation. It is generosity, aimed like a firehose at whoever happens to be standing closest. Boundaries are a concept they have read about and found personally limiting. You came for small talk and left as an unlicensed therapist with a full caseload. A memoir that reads itself aloud, to strangers, at full volume, with no bookmark.