Network Leech Ass

This ass has never given a thing and has an ask ready at all times. 'Quick question' is their love language, and it is never quick and rarely a question, more a favor with a bow on it. They will pick your brain, borrow your contacts, and vanish the instant the giving flows the other way. Coffee is on you. So is the introduction, the referral, and the emotional labor. It is not that they use people, exactly. It is that they see a network as a vending machine and themselves as permanently out of change. First to show up when they need something. Long gone when you do.