Narrative Override Ass

This ass does not accept reality; they issue a revised version and expect it to comply. The project failed, but the story is that it was a strategic learning phase. The numbers are down, but the narrative is momentum. Facts arrive, inconvenient and stubborn, and are simply overwritten with a more flattering account, delivered confidently enough that people begin to doubt what they saw with their own eyes. It is not lying, exactly. It is aggressive editing of the shared record. A spin doctor for their own life, rewriting the past in real time and fully expecting the universe, and you, to quietly update your files to match.