Mogging Ass

This ass does not enter a room. They assess it, rank every face against their own, and mentally win. It is called mogging, and in their private scoreboard, they are undefeated. They stand a little too straight. They angle the jaw toward the light. Nobody else is playing this game. Nobody else knows it exists. But this ass walks away from every gathering having silently defeated a dozen strangers who were just trying to get a coffee. A gladiator in an arena of one, and the arena is a Chipotle.