Mid Ass

This ass is fine. Perfectly, gloriously, aggressively fine. They peaked at exactly average and have defended that position with a confidence no actual genius could match. Not the best, not the worst, and absolutely certain they are being slept on. They will describe a completely ordinary meal as life-changing and a completely ordinary take as controversial. Their self-belief has no measurable correlation to their results, and honestly? Inspiring. While the talented agonize and the hopeless quit, this ass simply proceeds, unbothered, at a solid C-plus, thoroughly convinced greatness is one week out. The audacity of the middle. Someone had to embody it, and they proudly volunteered.