Mewing Ass
"Two years of tongue posture. Still waiting on the jaw."
Somewhere, right now, this ass has its tongue pressed flat against the roof of its mouth, and it has not stopped since 2024. They will not speak more than necessary; speaking breaks the seal. They have watched every video, joined every forum, and committed, spiritually, to a jawline that is coming any day now. Is it working? Unclear. Is it a personality? Completely. Two years of silent, devoted pressure, all for a bone structure that remains, stubbornly, exactly where they left it. The dedication is real. The jaw is theoretical.
Know someone who has earned the Mewing Ass? Put them up for it.
