Mean Ass

This ass has never had a thought they were unwilling to say to your face, your back, or a crowded room. Kindness is available to them. They simply keep it in the good china, for special occasions, none of which have ever arrived. Their compliments come with a receipt. Their honesty shows up whether you asked for it or not, usually not. It is not that they hate you. They are like this with everyone, equally, which is almost touching. Cross them and you will be quoted, cuttingly, for years. And yet in a real emergency they are the first to show up, scowling, with exactly what you needed. A softie in a very convincing disguise.