Little Ass

This ass is compact, travel-sized, and carrying entirely too much personality for the container. What they lack in reach they make up for in decibels, audacity, and a frankly alarming ability to appear in the front of every single photo. Do not call them cute. They have ended people for less, from below. They stand on principle and, when necessary, on a chair. Small dog, enormous bark, zero awareness of the size differential, and somehow always winning. The world was not built to their specifications and they have been filing complaints, loudly, ever since. Underestimate the little ass once. You will not make that mistake twice.