Launch Loop Ass

This ass is always launching and never landing. The cart opens. The cart closes. A new offer rises from the ashes of the last one, which sold three units, two of them to their mom. They have rebranded the same idea six times, each launch a fresh coat of paint on a car with no engine. Building the skill was hard, so they built the funnel instead. Enrollment is always open. Mastery never is. A tireless machine of beginnings, forever hyping the next thing to avoid finishing the last, and, credit where due, the sales pages get genuinely better every single time.