Keyboard Brave Ass

This ass is a lion online and a mouse everywhere else. Behind a screen they are fearless, taking on nations, correcting strangers, speaking devastating truth to power in the comment section at two in the morning, riddled with typos and righteous fury. In person, at the very same table as any of it, they go quiet and study the menu with great interest. The courage is entirely virtual, evaporating the instant a real face enters the room. They have won every argument that no one could actually hear their voice in. A gladiator of the group chat, a diplomat of the DM, undefeated in every battle that was, conveniently, never once in person.