Jack Ass

This ass has never once resisted a bad idea, especially in front of an audience. If there is a shopping cart at the top of a hill, they are already in it. 'Hey, watch this' is the last full sentence anyone hears before the paramedics. They will do the prank, take the dare, and narrate the disaster live, all for a laugh they will absolutely get. Sense of self-preservation? Traded years ago for a highlight reel. It is not stupidity, exactly. It is a total, joyful commitment to the bit, consequences be damned. A menace, a legend, and the entire reason the group now has a firm rule about roofs.