Humbled And Honored Ass

This certified ass has never simply gotten a job. They have been humbled. They have been honored. They have been, on at least one occasion, both humbled AND honored, a state of grace that requires a 300-word post, a professional headshot, and the phrase the journey continues. Nothing is ever received quietly. A promotion becomes a press release. A conference badge becomes a testimony. Somewhere in paragraph four there is a lesson for us all, and it is that they are doing extremely well. The Committee notes the humility is real. It is just being announced at volume, from a mountaintop, with a ring light.