Happy Ears Ass
"Heard yes. They said maybe. It was no."
Possesses a remarkable auditory gift: every hesitant maybe, every polite brush-off, and every let me think about it arrives as an enthusiastic yes. Forecasts accordingly, celebrates early, and is genuinely surprised each time the deal it already counted quietly disappears.
Know someone who has earned the Happy Ears Ass? Put them up for it.
