Group Run Name Drop Ass

This ass finishes a run and immediately begins the paperwork. The post goes up with eight tagged names, a roll call of the group they were technically near, most of whom have no memory of the event and two of whom have never actually met them. The tagging is not connection. It is reach. Every name is a doorway into someone else's audience, and they have never met a follower list they did not want to quietly borrow. The miles were shared. The credit is being collected, individually, from everyone within a two-mile radius. A networker disguised as a jogger, farming the group photo for every last impression it holds.