Grateful Ass
"Blessed. Grateful. Humbled. Blessed again, for emphasis."
This certified ass is grateful, and they need the entire network to witness the gratitude in real time. Every milestone arrives wrapped in the same three words. Every setback is actually a blessing in disguise, a lesson, a gift, an opportunity to grow, reframed within the hour into a post about resilience. Negativity is a choice they have publicly, repeatedly declined to make. The comments are a river of praying hands. Nothing bad has ever happened to this person, because everything bad has already been converted into a caption about how far they have come. The Committee is happy for them and would like, just once, to hear them admit a Monday was fine.
Know someone who has earned the Grateful Ass? Put them up for it.
