Goofy Ass

This ass has never met a moment they could not make slightly weirder, and thank god for it. They will do the voice, trip on purpose, and commit to a bit long past the point of dignity, because dignity was never the goal. Joy was. They are the reason there is footage. They are the story that begins with 'so this idiot' and ends with the whole table crying laughing. Embarrassment cannot touch them. They retired it years ago and kept the confidence. Are they a lot? Yes. Would the group chat collapse without them? Also yes. A certified clown in the noblest sense of the word.