Ghosting Ass

This ass has never ended a relationship, a friendship, or a job in their life, because ending things requires words, and they prefer to simply evaporate. One day they are there. The next, nothing, a silence so complete it has its own gravity. No explanation, no closure, no read receipt, just the clean, cowardly magic of vanishing. A difficult conversation approaches and they dematerialize like a magician whose only trick is disappearing. You will wonder what you did. You did nothing. This is merely their exit strategy, deployed universally. A phantom of avoidance, solving the problem of you by ceasing, without a word of warning, to exist in your general direction.