
Gentle Voice Ass
"Quiet tones, loud avoidance."
This ass has never raised their voice, because they discovered something far more powerful: a tone so soft, so serene, so maddeningly calm that it makes you the unstable one for having a feeling. Conflict approaches and they simply lower the volume, floating above the fray on a cloud of measured breathing and borrowed therapist vocabulary. They will not address the actual issue. They will, however, gently acknowledge that they hear you, from behind an impenetrable wall of composure. It is avoidance dressed as maturity, delivered in a whisper. A master of the peaceful non-answer, defusing every confrontation by refusing, softly and permanently, to actually have one.
Know someone who has earned the Gentle Voice Ass? Put them up for it.
