Founder Identity Crisis Ass
"My identity IS my business model."
This ass does not have a business. This ass IS the business, and the business is a bio. They have founded four companies this year, each one a logo and a dream, and pivoted every one the moment it required an actual customer. Their entire personality is a pitch deck. Ask what they do and brace for a TED talk with no product at the end of it. Revenue is coming. Revenue has been coming since 2021. But the vision? Immaculate. The vibe? Series A. They introduced themselves as a founder at a barbecue, and nobody had the heart to ask of what.
Know someone who has earned the Founder Identity Crisis Ass? Put them up for it.
