Fast Ass

This ass moves at a velocity the situation did not call for and the brain did not approve. They finish your sentences, your fries, and their own bad decisions before anyone can intervene. Thinking it through is for people with time, and this ass has already left. They have replied before reading, arrived before invited, and committed before considering, all with the reflexes of a startled cat and the foresight of the very same cat. Slow down? Physically impossible. There is no gear between go and gone. Impressive to watch, terrifying to co-sign, and always three full steps ahead of their own judgment.