Fancy Ass

This ass will not drink the tap water and has strong feelings about your fork situation. Everything must be artisanal, small-batch, imported, and gently impossible to obtain. They have sent back the ambiance. They use the word notes about a sandwich. Camping, to them, is a hotel without a spa, and they have never fully recovered from the one time they flew economy and refuse to discuss it. Is any of it necessary? Not remotely. Do they carry it with such total conviction that you start to feel underdressed for your own life? Completely. To this ass, high maintenance is not a flaw. It is a standard, and you are not meeting it.