Faceless Funnel Ass

"Faceless brand. Faceless offer. Faceless reason to care."

This award honors the operator who removed the human from the business and then wondered why trust failed to appear. The funnel is optimized, the avatar is targeted, and the customer remains unmoved by a brand with all the warmth of a parking garage.

Know someone who has earned the Faceless Funnel Ass? Put them up for it.