Emotionally Unavailable Ass

Feelings approached this ass once, years ago, and were informed, politely, that the position had already been filled. They are attentive, charming, and about as emotionally accessible as a bank vault on a holiday weekend. Ask how they really feel and watch a grown adult reorganize the entire conversation with the reflexes of a seasoned escape artist. Intimacy is a country they have heard is lovely and will never visit. They will remember your birthday and forget to mention they moved. People spend years trying to reach the inner room, unaware that there is no door, only a very convincing painting of one. Unreachable, unbothered, and genuinely surprised anyone expected otherwise.