Dumb Ass

This ass has never been troubled by a fact and has never let one slow them down. Why look it up when you can simply announce it, wrong, at full volume, to a waiting room? They have confidently given directions to places they have never been and corrected experts on their own expertise. It is not a lack of intelligence exactly. It is a total, radiant immunity to doubt. Google sits there, open, ignored. They are wrong with a conviction the rest of us cannot summon even when we are right. And sometimes, infuriatingly, it works out for them, which only encourages it.