Double Post Ass

This ass did not run for their health. They ran for the content, and the content demands distribution. The moment they cross the line, the same six-mile jog is deployed across Strava, Instagram, a Story, and, on a big day, LinkedIn, each with a slightly different caption about grit. The run took forty minutes. The posting took ninety. If a run is logged and no one likes it, did it happen? Not to this ass. They are not entirely sure the miles were real until the notifications confirm it. An athlete of the feed, for whom the true finish line has a comment section and a share button.