Do Your Own Research Ass

This ass has done their own research, and their research has beaten your doctor's decade of training in a fight they were not present for. They have watched the videos. They have read the substack. They have found the one study, and they cling to it like scripture while dismissing the ten thousand that disagree as captured, corrupt, or paid off. Every expert is a shill until they say what this ass already believed. It is not curiosity; curiosity updates. This is a search for permission, dressed as inquiry, forever researching until the internet finally agrees with them, which it always, eventually, does.