Discount Goblin Ass
"Appears only when margin is alive."
Emerges from the shadows the instant a deal shows resistance, brandishing a discount nobody asked for. Solves every objection with price, closes on the last day at a number finance will quietly weep over, and calls it a win. The margin does not survive the quarter.
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